I seriously dislike children.
There were two people in my house under the age of two last night. I WISHED I could have drank myself to sleep. A hangover would have been less painful than the headache I had this morning.
I don't know WHY anyone would want to be a parent. Kids are such a pain. They cry, they scream -- they're noisy in general -- they don't listen, they smell, they get in trouble, they eat up all your time, they spend all your money, they eat all your food, and if you're the mommy, they cause you MORE problems before they're even BORN (seriously, when has throwing up or gaining thirty pounds ever been a GOOD thing?). Why would you want a little parasite taking up rent-free residence in your womb?! It makes no sense to me.
And my mom just commented on Amanda (my cousin's girlfriend. I refuse to use the term "baby's momma")'s style of dress this morning, how she was wearing clothes made for someone who HADN'T had a baby in the past year, i.e., her stomach was all hanging out and such. :::shudder::: She said it takes about a YEAR for that to go away. >.>;; I worked hard for my flat tummy. I'm not giving it up in less than nine months and work on it for a year just to THINK about getting it back. No way in hell. I'm staying childless. I like my tummy too much (even if there IS that damned chicken pox scar, grumble, grumble....)
There's only one thing I like about kids, though: I don't have any. That means if I'm ever stuck with one, I can always hand him back to his mommy (or daddy or whoever).
Toddlers. >_< I know this first hand because there's one in my house RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND. They touch everything. They leave NOTHING alone. They whine for attention. Just.... augh.
Little kids, I think, are the least bad. They're relatively independent (I mean, they can dress themselves and suchwise) and they're in school for a good chunk of the day. Shipping them off someplace else is always a plus.
But teenagers? I don't think I have to explain that one. If you're reading this and you're not a teenager, chances are you were in the last five years (and because 95% of my friends are younger than I am, that's a safe bet!).
Don't doom yourself, guys. I care about you. I wouldn't wish children on my worst enemy. Wear a condom, everyone. Wear two, just to be safe. X_X
I don't know WHY anyone would want to be a parent. Kids are such a pain. They cry, they scream -- they're noisy in general -- they don't listen, they smell, they get in trouble, they eat up all your time, they spend all your money, they eat all your food, and if you're the mommy, they cause you MORE problems before they're even BORN (seriously, when has throwing up or gaining thirty pounds ever been a GOOD thing?). Why would you want a little parasite taking up rent-free residence in your womb?! It makes no sense to me.
And my mom just commented on Amanda (my cousin's girlfriend. I refuse to use the term "baby's momma")'s style of dress this morning, how she was wearing clothes made for someone who HADN'T had a baby in the past year, i.e., her stomach was all hanging out and such. :::shudder::: She said it takes about a YEAR for that to go away. >.>;; I worked hard for my flat tummy. I'm not giving it up in less than nine months and work on it for a year just to THINK about getting it back. No way in hell. I'm staying childless. I like my tummy too much (even if there IS that damned chicken pox scar, grumble, grumble....)
There's only one thing I like about kids, though: I don't have any. That means if I'm ever stuck with one, I can always hand him back to his mommy (or daddy or whoever).
Toddlers. >_< I know this first hand because there's one in my house RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND. They touch everything. They leave NOTHING alone. They whine for attention. Just.... augh.
Little kids, I think, are the least bad. They're relatively independent (I mean, they can dress themselves and suchwise) and they're in school for a good chunk of the day. Shipping them off someplace else is always a plus.
But teenagers? I don't think I have to explain that one. If you're reading this and you're not a teenager, chances are you were in the last five years (and because 95% of my friends are younger than I am, that's a safe bet!).
Don't doom yourself, guys. I care about you. I wouldn't wish children on my worst enemy. Wear a condom, everyone. Wear two, just to be safe. X_X