I think I just figured out why I don't drink.

(And get drunk, anyway.)

I like sugar and chocolate way too much. So, when I'm feeling depressed and miserable (like, oh, now), a soda and some candy are the way to go. Once they kick in, I'm too hyper to be sad and then I crash and fall asleep! ^_^ So it's like getting drunk, only I corrode my teeth instead of my liver!

(It's some of the chocolate that you sent me, _lysia_, so I couldn't be more grateful for it. *long-distance hug*)