Voice Post

• What’s your username?
• How old are you?
• Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, GIF, Livejournal, Crackerjack, Envelope.
• Is it cold where you are?
• What is your favorite colour?
• Do you have freckles?
• When is your birthday?
• What was the last thing you drank?
• Favourite hockey team?
• Favourite player?
• Favourite pairing(s)?
• Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant?
• Would you rather: Your team win a Stanley Cup or your country win a Gold medal? Be stuck in an elevator with PK Subban or Brad Marchand? Staals or Schenns?
• Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.
• Where do you live? Where do you wish you lived?
• Read the following words: Abrasion, Charm, Cinnamon, Demeanor, Elixir, Epiphany, Fermented, Labyrinth, Leisure, Mannequin, Mermaid, Pandemonium, Phoenix, Quidditch, Quintessential, Spice, Unicorn, Warfare, Whiskey, Winter, Zest.
• Which do you say?: Chips or crisps? Jam or jelly? Rubbish or trash? Elevator or lift? Soda or pop? Pants or trousers? Taxi or cab? Mobile or cell phone?
• Do you have a phobia? If so, do you know its scientific name?
• Pronounce the following NHL player names: Toews, Byfuglien, Giroux, Boychuk, Gaborik, Kronwall, Zetterberg, Bryzgalov, Scuderi, Clutterbuck, St. Louis, Dubinsky, Lundqvist, Bieksa, Reimer, Rinne, Bertuzzi, Bissonnette.
• Name the 3 NHL teams that don’t end with an ‘S’?
• Read the following tongue twister: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
• What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
• What do you say to address a group of people?
• Be a wizard or a vampire?
• What color are your eyes?
• What do you call gym shoes?
• What do you call your grandparents?
• What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
• Do you think you have an accent?
• Do you know anyone on LJ in real life?
• End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

Venus, I don't care how much of a nerd he is...

You're never going to meet R. A. Dickey, let alone his family, by happening to hold the door open for him at Comic Con.

Also, his kids don't look like that, and they're not that old.

No, Kevin Bieksa, neither. He'd be working.

... but man it would be cool to talk to him like we're buddies. And tell his kids how awesome their dad is while he's in earshot.

Your dreams are weird, Venus. Normal women don't have these dreams.