One hen
Two ducks
Three (something) geese
Four limerick oysters...
Someone help me, I can't remember the rest. Wasn't one something like, "Nine old men on rollerskates with a marked propensity for procrastination and sloth." Does that even make sense? XD HELP!
( Awww, I miss all the Baysiders!! )( Superhero Quiz )I seriously need help trying to knit because I'm very obviously doing something wrong but I don't know what. It would be appreciated if help came quickly. :::sigh:::
My mom thinks it's time I learn how to cook. She says that the next time she cooks, I have to learn with her. Not only did I complain about no one else in the house cooking (so really, why should I have to? Should I be sewing and taking care of the children and otherwise educating myself in the skills of housewifery? ... :::laughs long and hard:::), but I know this is an idle threat. Why? One, it's happened before. Or hasn't. However you wanna take that. Two, she cooks so infrequently, the next time she does, she'll have long since forgotten. Victory is mine.
Honestly, when I move out and have a place of my own, I'll learn. And I'll be MUCH better at taking care of my place of residence than my mother. And I won't chew with my goddamn mouth open. Why the fuck am I the only one in this house with any sense of manners?! >_< I'm better now. Besides, you should all be used to my complaining about my family. XD
