Cuz I can.

Duhekrd'c bucd lusehk du oui eh Al Bhed, pedlrac!

Cu so luiceh Tammy ryc du ku eh du dra rucbedym vun cinkano haqd faag. Cra ryc du kad ran mak ysbidydat. :u Cra fyc punh fedruid y depey eh ran mavd mak, cu drao ryt du ysbidyda dryd uha cdnyekrd yfyo. Yht, vun sucd uv ran meva, ran nekrd mak'c paah kuut. Y meddma uh dra cdippo ceta (yc y nacimd, Dysso'c crundan dryh E ys, pid cra'c hunsym-cewat vnus dra fyecd ib), pid kuut. Mydamo, druikr, cra'c ryt dannepma yndrnedec eh ran nekrd mak, cu pyt dryd cra lyh'd meja hunsymmo (e.a., ku du fung, fydlr yvdan ran tyikrdan, pa y hunsym bancuh, adl.), cu cra'c taletat du ryja ed ysbidydat. Ed'c cyt, oayr, pid Tammy'c naym kuut ypuid ed; E sayh, ed RYC du pa tuha.

Uh dra pnekrdan ceta, ed'c kuehk du pa faent frah haqd fa saad (yvdan cra'c drnuikr fedr dranybo, dryd ec) palyica cra'mm kad dfu haf makc, yht hunsym-cewat, cu cra'mm pa dymman dryh sa vun dra vencd desa cehla E fyc y get (whoa. That word in English is still a word in English when translated to Al Bhed! Neat)! XD

Ed'c Yikicd drent, frelr sayhc (ed'c so udran luiceh'c -- Sabrina'c -- pendrtyo yht) Cihtyo ec uhmo vuin tyoc yfyo. E lyh'd fyed du caa Phil yht ramb res namyq (HU. Oui baubma yna celg) yvdan dacdehk; ed'c paah duu muhk cehla E'ja caah res mycd. YHT cehla fa'na ryjehk y pynpalia (luhjaheahdmo pavuna Justin kuac pylg du Vegas ;-;, E's sygehk so dihy lyccanuma ykyeh. OYO. E's ihhalaccynemo aqledat ypuid dryd, E ghuf, pid ed'c caneuicmo dra sucd aqledehk drehk E'ja kud kuehk uh eh so meva. -_-

Ytjecehk ybbuehdsahd yd Stony Brook uh Suhtyo, drah haqd haqd Diactyo, dra 16dr, ec dra Mets kysa. Haqd haqd Drinctyo ec dra tyo fa cruimt ymm pa mayjehk vun Otakon -- FEDR MILG -- cu oyo. Dryd'c ypuid ymm.

(Edited for non-English-stuff.)

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