I really just want to go to sleep.

Offer your empathy all you'd like, you guys, but you have no idea what it's like to always be itchy, all over, ESPECIALLY when you're trying to sleep. I wouldn't be surprised if I just collapsed from exhaustion later today because I haven't slept in so long.

There's nothing I can do. It itches -- or even HURTS -- to move certain ways. Spots where my skin folds -- the insides of my elbows, backs of my knees, my neck and now behind my ears -- are driving me mad because not only are they itchy, but they're prone to sweat, and sweat, of course, makes this worse.

Can someone please shoot me and put me out of my misery? Really, I'll be better for it.

:::cries:::

STL @ DET

( Gratutious swearing here. )

Glavine, Randolph, watch out. I'm kicking you BOTH in the teeth for fucking up Game Five. Wagner, Heilman, don't think you guys are safe, either. Wright, I'm taking your bat away because you're not using it, so what's the GODDAMN point?!

Everyone else, you're okay.