Oh, yeah. Now I remember.

Now I remember that I'm BAD at history; I don't know who the hell I thought I was pretending to be the past couple of weeks. I'm all nice and distracted from my history homework and have been for the past week and a half; it can't keep my attention. Granted, I don't think anyone would be OMFGRIVETED by Augustus going on and on for EIGHT PAGES about how awesome he thought he was, but still. I can't do the assignment. It's due Wednesday, all the answers I have to the questions I DID answer are terribly wrong, and I'm not gonna make it.

I TOLD you I couldn't do this.