The results are finally in.

Someone made me check my grades last night, so, drumroll please:
Intro to Macro: A
American History: A
Intro to Soc: B+
and the kicker, MEMW: D+. I PASSED.
GPA for the semester: 3.15, best I've EVER done. Of course, I'm still not happy because while that number is pretty good, I'm kicking myself REALLY hard because I could have done better if I had just tried a bit harder. But then all that shit about the MCP must have REALLY made her laugh.

(WAIT. HOLD ON A FUCKING SECOND. There's something fishy here. My GPA should be in multiples of 1/12 (i.e., 0.83bar) of a point, since all of my classes are weighted evenly. I've been rounded DOWN. I'm calling Academic Advising and demanding someone from the math department come look at this and say "HEY FUCKER. ROUNDING ISSUES. FIX NAO PLZ" cuz seriously, it's the difference between a 3.15 and a 3.25. That's a big fucking difference. Quarter-points? ARE STANDARDS, MOTHERFUCKERS.)

But I passed, barely, which means, that, holding true to the promise I made Keith on the day of the final, if I passed the class, everyone who wants to is going out for drinks and the first round is on me. :D I don't know when this is going to happen, but you're all invited. And if you're under twenty-one, I'll buy you a freakin' orange juice or something.

Yay. Maybe I should register for classes now.

Oh and happy new year, you guys.