I hate cats.

Not only do I fail to understand the appeal of cats, but they can make me very sick. I think I'm allowed to hate a little bit. I'm not evil; I won't kick a cat if I see one, but if you're a cat owner, I can't visit you at home. Sorry.

Yet another of my friends has decided to get a kitten. Sigh. And it's always my good friends, too. None of my iffy friends, the ones I kinda don't wanna hang out with, the ones I need a good excuse to ditch. XD No. It's the people I WANT to chill with.

Cat owners, if you wouldn't mind, please explain this appeal (other than cuteness). I'm sorry for being a dog person, but when it comes to companionship, I don't think you can top a floppy-eared mutt. Granted, it'd be a little painful for me to sit an eighty-pound dog in my lap (nor would I allow it up on the furniture in the first place. Furniture is for people!), but when a dog gives you a dog-hug and licks the tears off your face, that's love. A cat wouldn't do that. :/

Edit that has nothing to do with cats: 85% dark chocolate is fucking BITTER. That's not stopping me from sucking on a piece, though.

Then and now meme.

( Draw yourself! )