Gender equality: not just for women!

My mother installed a new toilet seat in the bathroom earlier this afternoon, but neglected to get rid of the packaging. I noticed that the insert read, "Men Note: To keep your HOUSEHOLD HARMONY intact, please place seat DOWN when finished using the toilet." I've always been weird, and we all know this, so it shouldn't come as much of a surprise to people when I say that that's not fair. If men can lift the seat when they need to pee, then surely women can lower it just as easily when they need to. Seriously.

So, while I still have a chance, Happy Fireworks to my fellow fatass Americans, Happy (very late) Canada Day to my northern neighbours, and Happy July to the rest of the world. :D