MY EYES!

Talk about scary dreams (it's the silly kind of scary, but still)!

I was watching Captain Lou perform at a comedy show. HE WAS NAKED. Just a big fat, hairy, naked old man running around on stage WITH A FAT HAIRY NAKED OLD FRIEND. I (apparently) HAD PAID MONEY FOR THIS.

And then, oh Goddesses, the scene changed to a close-up of their faces, and they suddenly had make up on to look like a pig (Lou) and a cow (his friend) and then they were oinking and mooing and pushing each other around on stage and I was like OMG THEY ARE REALLY DOING THIS AND THEY ARE REALLY NAKED THIS IS PRETTY GROSS. Before the shoving match got out of control (or anywhere for that matter), a pretty valet guided Lou's friend away and then my alarm went off.

Man, I've never been so grateful for that thing! The dream itself wasn't so bad, but the concept and that I would dream it are rather frightening to me. (P.S., I'm pretty sure there was a Super Mario Bros. linkup somewhere in the dream but I don't remember it.)

In other news that's not scary fat hairy naked old man dreams, sporkyadrasteia and I have the same birthday, along with one of her friends. Yay, it'll be a party!

Reese and I had a crossover extravaganza last night, Olua. I think you're being replaced. XD

New job.

Work.

I'm working.

I'm posting from work.

Clearly, this is the best job ever. :D

(There actually hasn't been much to do, and what little I have done, I finished in about ten minutes. Huzzah, I'm here another three hours sitting and reading. :D)

Fuck you so hard, Michaels. :DDDD

Edit, 15:16: Make that twenty minutes' of work. XD