Because I'm too tired for a real post right now.

"What are the three dangers of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurt. No problem! There's a popping sound preceding each; we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, but you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that, too."
"Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.es?"
"Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."

We all know Westley was trying to keep Buttercup from panicking with his little white lie. But, no, seriously. And I bet all this time you thought it was a midget in a costume.

I think I'm in this for the lulz now.

Saw this on capslock_atla in response to the new trailer that's been posted, and I lol'd and then I said that we couldn't be sure that was Wright because his tongue wasn't visibly sticking out. I got this in response:



OH DAVID. ♥