lol i had no idea there was a "horny" mood. let's use it for funsies.Good afternoon, everyone! Let's have some stupid sexism!
So some woman's boyfriend has a blog and apparently he let her write
this article about The Dreamy Team: the (supposedly) most attractive players in the entire MLB system (she thinks). I had a hard time reading the introductory paragraph because while she says she "truthfully really like[s] baseball," watching to check out all the guys means otherwise. It means you've stopped watching the
game, you slut (I've admitted I player-watch. But the game holds my attention more, and always will. I just appreciate it differently now. It's not like I'm ever giggly when they show catchers -- even hot ones -- in a squat or anything! That's retarded). So STFU and get back in the kitchen if your snacks are running so damn low. 9_9
Skipping to the goods, there were two players chosen for each defensive position (no DHs
because the AL is stupid), and sitting pretty -- or handsomely, as it were -- atop all third basemen is David Wright, not that that's a surprise. José Reyes comes in at number two of all shortstops, behind Hanley Ramirez. Good job, boys. :D (José, please stay a Met after this season, omg. ;A;)
But some of these picks left me scratching my head. Cliff Lee (SP), god yes
fucking Phillies, but Edwin Jackson (SP)? Jacoby Ellsbury (LF)
over Josh Willingham (LF)? And where the hell is Ike Davis (1B)?!
/biasedSo, discussion. Baseball-inclined ladies (read: "HEY EMMA"), who'd be on your Dreamy Team?
In more Mets news, it seems Emaus is set to be our second baseman this year. Him and Murph are still up for the job, but
anything is better than Castillo. A big, gaping hole is better than Castillo.
OPENING DAY IS IN EIGHT DAYS, BITCHES. :D I CAN'T WAIT.